An Ohio man allegedly stomped on his girlfriend's chest so hard that her breast implant burst.
According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, the woman said her 60-year-old boyfriend, Samuel Cole, punched, choked and tried to suffocate her during a physical confrontation Sunday morning.
Cole eventually took the woman to a hospital, but told her not to tell anybody at the hospital about the attack, according to the report.
Hospital employees contacted police who later arrested Cole for felonious assault, according to Cincinnati.com. Cole is currently being held in the Hamilton County jail with bail set at $50,000.
Cole has an expansive criminal history, including previous arrests for assault and domestic violence, though those charges were later dismissed, Cincinnati.com reports.
What could possess anyone to beat another human being that severely is beyond me, but if Cole, once released, promises to throw temper tantrums every time the incident is brought up, in three years he could be invited to perform at the Grammy Awards.
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