03/22/2012 06:47 pm ET

Sex With Mythological Creatures? Don't Do It!

Mermaids are generally cute. Werewolves are hot and hairy. Heck, even the Loch Ness Monster can be cute depending on the light.

But that doesn't mean you should date one.

Yes, these creatures are strictly mythological, but Dumb As A Blog has helpfully studied the reasons why you shouldn't even think about having sex with one.

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