Maybe you don't know anything about metal music. Does that make you less of a man? Even if you're a woman? Yes it most definitely does. Luckily there's now a solution for all you men and women looking to up your man cred. Real live metal -- actually, one of "the 50 most epic metal albums of all time," according to list-makers everywhere -- in really digestible piano form!
WARNING: THIS VIDEO LASTS FOR 39 MINUTES!:
That's YouTube user jsabbott0 up there, playing all 9 tracks off a superpopular metal album called Leviathan by Mastadon, aka "the thinking man's metal band." Jsabbot0 managed the entire uninterrupted take with no sheet music. Looks like Jsabbott0 is the manliest. We've got just the audio below.
JUST THE AUDIO: