05/15/2012 09:14 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Gordon Ramsay Takes Jabs At Batali, 'Hell's Kitchen' Contestants On 'Fallon' (VIDEO)

Gordon Ramsay stopped by "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" last night and within the first minute, he was already cursing. He called a French ex-girlfriend a "f*cking nightmare." The f-bombs didn't end there though (clearly). He also guesses that when he goes out to dinner his dishes go through the "f*cking dishwasher" since he probably offended the chef at some point.

Fallon inquired if Ramsay actually keeps the winners of "Hell's Kitchen" around since a lot of them are "bozos" and "lunatics." They are "part talent, part donkeys," Ramsay acknowledges. "It's like the cast of 'Dumber & Dumber.'"

"I get very agitated. I haven't got a lot of patience," says Ramsay.

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In part 2, Ramsay admits that he loves "Top Chef" and "Iron Chef" and would love to go up against Mario Batali. But Ramsay says before he goes on "Iron Chef," he wants to enter an Iron Man competition. He "eats like a horse" and therefore feels like he has to do these competitions. Otherwise "I'll be the size of Mario Batali," he says. "It's a joke! God almighty! He's a great guy," Ramsay follows up with.

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