05/17/2012 03:34 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Obama Is A 'Metrosexual, Black Abe Lincoln'? (ILLUSTRATION)

In the glorious tradition of "swift boating," a new, still-in-the-works ad campaign is aiming to convince independent voters that Barack Obama is the wrong president for the wrong time. And to prove it, they're breaking out the tried-and-true Reverend Jeremiah Wright card.

However, it was the group's bizarre description of President Obama that really got our heads spinning.

In the documents obtained by The New York Times, the super PAC behind the campaign accuses the president of misleading the nation by portraying himself as a "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln."

Naturally, we wondered what on earth Barack "Metrosexual Abe Lincoln" Obama would look like, so we turned to Gosling and Booker cartoonist Corey Pandolph to answer that question. One thing we knew for sure, this Obama/Lincoln would need a healthy dash of "vampire hunter" thrown in.

So, would you vote for this guy? Yeah, we probably would, too.