05/21/2012 12:05 pm ET

Important Tips On Love, Career And False Eyelashes From Reality Stars' Novels

"Not everyone was born to put on a rubber apron and split atoms in a kitchen with a meat cleaver. Some people contributed to the world in a different-no less important-way. To bring fun and energy." -Gorilla Beach by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

"All I'd ever really wanted out of life was success in my chosen career, and perfect, passionate, eternal love with a hot and preferably independently wealthy soulmate." -Skinnydipping Bethenny Frankel

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