05/23/2012 11:35 am ET

FUNNY WOMEN #78: Ambivalent Affirmations

Hey ladyfriend, are you going through a breakup? Is your job really hard right now? Is your life nothing more than all-consuming darkness and regret? Then check out these handcrafted household inspirations for the cynical woman in need of a pick-me-up:

"Life is darkest before the dawn or whatever," etched on a fancy mirror to mount on the ceiling above your bed.

"Life is a gift. Sometimes a shitty one but a gift nonetheless" lavender-scented bathroom candles.

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