06/04/2012 12:30 pm ET Updated Aug 04, 2012

11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing To Actually Use

We're all for labor-saving devices. As far as we're concerned, the highest goal of science is to help us shirk our daily responsibilities. But there comes a point where making your life easier just isn't worth the humiliation.

All of these products have rocketed past that point, screaming and entirely without pants, using their clown shoes like rudders to steer the embarrassment missile that they have become.