06/28/2012 08:54 am ET Updated Aug 28, 2012

'Dinner With Barack' Winners Get Screwed On 'Conan' (VIDEO)

Registration closed Tuesday for a chance to win dinner with the President. The only requirement? Contestants needed to donate $5 to the Obama campaign. The contest was called "Dinner with Barack," and three winners will get to sit down and dine in style.

The entire point of the dinner is to prove that every donation counts, no matter how small, but Conan O'Brien seems to think that they might cut some corners for these winners. Sure, any support is good support, but these guests aren't going to get treated the same way as someone who donates $100,000, right?

On Wednesday night's "Conan," O'Brien imagined what "Dinner with Barack" will actually be like (hint: it's very short).