07/01/2012 06:06 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: My Wife Is Poisoning Me!

A man goes to see his Rabbi.

“Rabbi,” he says, “something terrible is happening and I need to talk to you about it.”

“What's the problem?” the Rabbi asks.

The man replies, “My wife is poisoning me.”

The Rabbi is very surprised by this. “How can that be?” he says.

“'I'm telling you,” the man says, “I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?”

“Tell you what,” says the Rabbi. “Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone. I spoke to her for three hours. You want my advice?”

”Yes,” says the man.

“Take the poison.”

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