07/02/2012 05:16 pm ET Updated Sep 01, 2012

The Best Of Larry David

With it being a holiday week and all I initially felt like I should give today's installment some sort of patriotic treatment, but then I could find only so many "Welcome to Earf" GIFs and star spangled bikini bottom photos. Luckily for me today is True American Larry David's birthday and I've wanted to compile a bunch of Larry Davidisms in one place for a long time, so the whole thing just worked itself out. I'm kind of Even Steven like that.