07/16/2012 06:18 pm ET Updated Sep 15, 2012

The Rudest Letters From Celebrities To Their Fans (PHOTOS)

This week, we read a hilariously rude letter from Morrissey before he became famous on our go-to site for fascinating correspondence, Letters of Note, in which he suggested that one could only enjoy Manchester if a "bedridden deaf mute," and hoped his pen pal was just as unhappy as he. Clearly, however, the recipient liked the letter well enough, and the two remained pen pals for a year and half, which goes to show you don't always catch more flies with honey. We did a little exploring, and as it turns out, Morrissey isn't the only celebrity to send out rude missives to strangers -- click through to read through a few other letters from celebrities that their mothers would probably disapprove of, and let us know if any of them shock you in the comments.