You know how it goes. When you're cute, you can get away with anything. And it appears that's especially true for Nigerian dwarf goats.
Bleat and jump around all you want, Buttermilk Sky; you're still an asshole. Your hippie name does not protect you, nor does the fact that you grew up in Maine, where everyone is "nice."
Enjoy it while it lasts. Enjoy jumping on everyone. But remember, they see right through you. You might be able to fool the British, but that won't last.
If you're not careful, kid, then one day you're gonna wake up as tacos.
Need to see Buttermilk the goat's shenanigans in the form of animated gifs? Then head on over to -- where else? -- Animals Being Dicks.