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08/06/2012 03:19 pm ET Updated Oct 06, 2012

5 Scientific Reasons You're Better Off Being Unattractive

There is a day in everyone's childhood when they first learn what "natural selection" is, and then there is another day a few years after that when they see it in action, as all of the pretty girls gather around the virile star quarterback and spit on the chubby kids when they walk by. It's easy to spend the rest of your life thinking that your bad luck with the ladies is just evolution trying to filter your weird face and frail physique out of the gene pool.
But that's not entirely true; a lot of what keeps the bouncers from letting you into the best clubs also gives you some important advantages.

For instance...

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