It's a miracle, Miami: we just went a whole week without a rooster sighting in the hashtag #onlyinMiami.
In fact, there weren't any iguanas or alligators, either -- but we did have a parrot, so there's no confusion about what city's weird we're tracking here.
Yep, once again, we've assembled the week's best tweets tagged 'only in Miami.' From Spanglish billboards to rave wheelchairs pulling double-duty at the airport to root canals at the mall, there's only place where you'll find this heady mixture of wacky and wonderful. Check out the magic below: