#SaidInBed: What's The Funniest Thing You've Said (Or Heard) During Sex?

Reddit recently lit up with responses to the following question, many of the comments were, per usual for the site, less than great to women.

"Obstetricians (baby doctors) of Reddit, What is the funniest/scariest thing a women has yelled while giving a birth?"

Plenty of apparently male users chimed in to lament stretched vaginas and make other insensitive, bone-headed remarks. But between those, women and their spouses managed to share some hilarious delivery outbursts:

"WHY WOULD ANYBODY EVEN DO THIS?"

"ORDER UP!"

"It's supposed to be a girl. There's been a mistake."

All of which got us thinking. At HuffPost Women we don't focus on parenting, but you know what we do cover? The activity through which parenthood is most often achieved: sex. And as many of us know firsthand, human beings can say some pretty funny things during sex.

So let's hear it: What's the most hilarious thing you've said yourself -- or had said to you -- in bed?

Tweet you answer @HuffPostWomen using #saidinbed or email it to us at women@huffingtonpost.com. We'll include the standouts in a slideshow here.

Note: We're going for funny, not NSFW. You know what we can and can't publish.