Conan's Seriously Lousy Presidential Campaign Slogans (VIDEO)

With the Republican National Convention in full swing, you'd think that the Obama and Romney campaigns would have nailed down their official slogans by now. But in the era of Romney Hood and Obamaloney, there's a lot more out there for these candidates to try out than the traditional "vote for me" stuff.

Conan O'Brien and his staff sifted through some recent footage of the candidates and helped them identify the catchy things they may not have thought of as prime slogan material for Tuesday night's "Conan."

The great news is that everyone -- Joe Biden included -- is still charging ahead full speed when it comes to saying weird things. And you've got to admit, "I'm Offering the Same Policies that Got Us into This Mess in the First Place" would make a great T-shirt.