If I forget to wear bronzer, I'll look like Powder.
If I don't replace my mascara every six months, I will develop huge, painful styes on both eyes. And then I'll probably go blind.
My deodorant is definitely giving me armpit cancer, right this very minute.
If I use the wrong shade of foundation, women's magazine editors will swoop down from the sky, hawk-like, and pelt me to death with bottles of the correct shade.