09/03/2012 11:11 am ET Updated Nov 03, 2012

Ridiculous Edited-For-TV Movie Lines Compilation (VIDEO)

Watching a movie on TV isn't always the best viewer experience. The sound is weird, the screen is small and every few minutes you have to stop to watch commercials.

But there is one thing the TV offers that the theater never could, and that's ridiculous censorship.

Just check out of the absurd phrases the FCC came up with to replace the harsher ones from the original movie. They're giving Jimmy Kimmel a run for his money.

Warning: the NSFW versions play first, so make sure you have your headphones in.

Via Blame It on the Voices