10/12/2012 11:38 am ET

It's Not A Matter Of Aging ... It's A Matter Of Gravity

There’s something strange going on, I tell you.

Or is it just me?

Before you answer, let me explain.

With each passing year I have noticed a marked increase in the strength of the earth’s gravitational pull.

Yet, unlike the troubling phenomenon of global warming, this gravitational strengthening appears to have been totally ignored by the media and the scientific community.

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