Today is Mike Judge's 50th birthday, and he has every reason to celebrate reaching a half-century of being terrific. Think about it: How many people in the entertainment industry have given us as much as Mike Judge? Even if he only gave us "Beavis & Butt-Head," he'd be untouchable, but he's also delivered "Office Space" and "King of the Hill," among other things, to America.
We sincerely wish Mike a very happy birthday. Here are 11 reasons you'll never catch up to his level of coolness.