Police locked up an allegedly intoxicated male with breast implants that they say flashed and berated a Walmart shopper before scuffling with cops on Wednesday.
Police in Lackawanna County, Pa. say they were dispatched to the Walmart at around 1:30 p.m., according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. The manager told police that a shopper had complained of being flashed by another customer who yelled about being "the best whore in town."
The alleged flasher was later identified as Jeremy Owens, 23. After allegedly attempting to flee and scuffling with police, Owens faces charges that include aggravated assault, terroristic threats, public drunkenness, and drug possession, according to WNEP.
The store manager said he when he tried to apprehend Owens, the rowdy individual was combative and fled into a nearby bus.
Officers removed Owens from the bus, and they say the suspect continued behaving violently and began banging his head on the partition in the police cruiser. According to the report, when police tried to restrain the suspect, Owens kicked one officer in the chest before spitting blood at all of them.
Walmart can be a hazardous place.
In May, a man shopping in the garden department of an Idaho Walmart says he was bitten by a rattlesnake that he mistook for a stick.
And last Christmas Eve, a 70-year-old cashier at a New York Walmart was punched in the face by a disgruntled customer.