High unemployment rates may still be a big problem in our country, but if these ridiculous resumés and cover letters are any indication, not everyone applying for a job today is putting their best foot forward.

While some of these are obvious pranks or meant to be jokes, we wouldn't be surprised if some brave (questionably sane) souls attempted to stand out from the crowd by submitting something as startling as one of the letters below.

Between the absurd embellishments, brutal (NSFW) honesty, egregious misspellings and hilariously incorrect attachements, there's plenty of FAIL to go around. Check them all out below: