When you're trying to be all slick, taking shots of celebs, make sure that:
1.) They don't see you or at least don't look right at you.
2.) Your eyes are open (if you are in the photo at all).
3.) You point the camera as if you have functioning opposable thumbs.
4.) You don't post obvious fails to the Internet, unless you like being laughed at.
5.) Your "friends" don't post them for you.