If you thought being middle aged meant the days of a stranger saddling up to you at the bar and delivering one of those awkward pick up lines were long gone, we've got some bad news for you: Those lines have aged right along with us.

Some of the worst lines we'd ever heard -- "Say, didn't I see you at Woodstock?" and "Is it hot in here or is it you?"

We know. It makes our skin crawl, too.

But then we asked Chad Stone, author of "Confessions of a Middle-Aged Babe Magnet: One Man's Brave Adventure into Dating Again in the 21st Century," to share the ones he's heard and we stand humbled.

Here are five of Stone's worst pick up lines ever uttered by midlifers -- and what makes them so very, very bad.