01/29/2013 12:37 pm ET

Stranger In A Strange Land (Having A Baby Is Just Like Being A Clueless Tourist)

My third child is due in June. I know that, by now, I should have a clear, crisp and complete memory of what it’s like to have a newborn. But that would assume my mind is still intact. Not only has that ship sailed, but it has gone down in an undisclosed location near the Lost City of Atlantis.

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