03/07/2013 09:10 am ET

The New Springfield Nine - The Triangle Blog - Grantland

If Mr. Burns had to re-staff the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team with a lineup full of present-day players, who should he choose?

To answer the question, we spent hours considering a wide array of variables. Like the original Springfield Nine, this new team needed to have plenty of star power.

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