So pontificates Joe Santagato, eager to criticize the populace for improprieties that have produced irresponsible, overly dependent and needy young adults. "I know how to keep my kids in line," he goes on, employing the present tense, even though the twenty-year-old community college dropout from Astoria, Queens, doesn't have any kids of his own yet. "My kids don't need phones or computers. If you're a little kid, what do you need a phone for? Who are you going to call?"
It's this type of self-righteous, quick-witted humor that has made Santagato, the founder, proprietor and featured performer of the YouTube channel SantagatoTV!, the unlikeliest of web celebrities.