03/18/2013 09:57 am ET Updated Mar 19, 2013

Honest Toddler Is Willing To Consider Doing The Right Thing As Long As The Wrong Thing Doesn't Involve Cake

We learned last month that -- as you probably guessed -- the popular Honest Toddler Twitter feed is not, in fact, written by a toddler. (Sad, we know.)

What does that mean for our monthly roundups? Absolutely nothing. We're going to acknowledge the amazing creativity of Bumni Laditan, Twitter genius and author of the upcoming book "The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting," and then go back to (politely) ignoring the woman behind the smartphone. (For consistency, we're also going to continue referring to HT as a boy, despite the fact that Laditan says the character is asexual.)

This month, HT expressed his dismay over an apple, demonstrated his devotion to waffles and totally put raisins in their place.

Click through the gallery below for the latest batch of tweets from Honest Toddler. And please note that we included only a few of his thoughts on scones -- HT went on quite a rant, so we decided to be selective.



Honest Toddler's Tweets