04/08/2013 06:56 pm ET Updated Jun 08, 2013

Free Vibrators On Tax Day In San Francisco

Planning on filing your taxes on time? Feeling like a sexy San Franciscan?

Lucky you!

Trojan, the trusted condom company that caused quite a buzz when they announced they'll be giving away free vibrators on tax day earlier this year, will be doling out grown-up toys on Friday, April 12 at The Box in SoMa.

According to the good people over at SFist, all you have to do is show up at the event space some time before noon and 4 p.m. and mention you've filed your taxes. No proof necessary -- just your own enthusiasm.

A plethora of other national chains -- mainly of the fast food variety -- will also be handing out Tax Day freebies to upstanding citizens, as our friends at HuffPost Money noticed.

But this is San Francisco, after all, so you're obviously getting the most bang for your buck at The Box. Just be sure to proceed with caution.

Isn't America just beautiful sometimes?