05/08/2013 01:45 pm ET

I'm Not Doing Squat For My 1-Year-Old's Birthday Party


In less than a month, my son Holt will be celebrating his first birthday. I should probably send out invitations. But, actually, he won’t be celebrating anything.

My son can sort of mumble, “nanamamadada,” not, “Hey Mom! It’s my first birthday? What the hell have you planned for me?

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