05/20/2013 01:21 pm ET Updated Jul 20, 2013

Dear American Consumers: Please Don't Start Eating Healthfully. Sincerely, The Food Industry

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Dear Consumers: A disturbing trend has come to our attention. You, the people, are thinking more about health, and you’re starting to do something about it. This cannot continue.

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