Antler? He barely even knew her!
A seemingly lonely (and confused) bull moose in Grand Lake, Colo., has been snapped in some compromising positions -- with a moose statue.
The poor guy mounts his bronze counterpart each morning, according to 9 News.
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The statue's owners, Randy and Pam, told the station that their new fixture has garnered the attention of neighbors, visitors, and even tour busses, since the real bull moose began its visits to their front yard last week.
YouTube user Adam Redling uploaded a video of a scene from the tragic love story on Sunday. He even added some romantic tunes to set the mood.
Another user also captured some foreplay.