If you're a gay man living in New York City, it seems all you hear your friends talking about all summer long is Fire Island.
You see their Facebook updates, Instagram photos, tweets from High Tea, Low Tea, all of the Teas, but if you're a Fire Island virgin, it can seem like gay galaxies away.
Well, the lovely folks from Fire Island Pines have solved your dilemma by creating a step-by-step instructional video on how to get to this mystical island of Fire.
So what are you waiting for? Pack your Speedo, watch the video above and get thee to Fire Island!