06/19/2013 09:20 pm ET

San Francisco Zombies: How To Survive An Living Dead Outbreak In The City By The Bay

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A full-on, no-joke zombie apocalypse has begun right here in San Francisco. The dead have risen and are overrunning our fair city with their shambling brew of moans, viscera, and chaos. Car alarms blare, screams echo through empty streets, fires rage. And still they come.

Got your attention? Good, because this is not a drill, people! (Except for the part about the undead currently existing. That was 100 percent drill.) Regardless, we are here to discuss something vitally important – your zombie preparedness plan. To wit: What is it?

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