06/25/2013 11:39 am ET

How Not To Be A Dick While Online Dating

I’m a Rageaholic. I love the Rageahol.

This is probably why I’ve never made use of things like Facebook lists. That little unsubscribe button. Or classic “Unfriend.” Why would I do that when I can throw on a pair of sweatpants, slap on a face masque, and hate-read status updates to my husband.

I don’t know if it was because spring was in the air or that the Facebook algorithm had figured out my awful habit, but not long ago my newsfeed became inundated with complaints about online dating.

My rage-boner was out of control. So much whining and delusion and amiriteladies?! Worse, every post seemed to get absurd numbers of likes. 40 likes here. 18 comments there. Add those two up, and that’s about the number of times I made a jerking off motion while reading this crap.

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