Happy Fourth of July weekend! We hope you had a great barbecue, beach day or whatever you did to celebrate this country's independence. We would like to think you weren't too tied to your phone and got a chance to unplug, but we can't say we were surprised to see that many of you found time to tweet -- in some cases, about the holiday.
Albertina Rizzo had an idea for a TV show: "4th of July should feature a special presentation of 'America's Got Talons' where basically eagles soar and we watch them in all their glory." Caitlin Kelly noted the downside of separating from Britain: "Happy Giving Up Royal Weddings Day, America." And Stephanie McMaster mentioned some confusion she'd encountered: "Yesterday a British person asked me if Independence Day is when we eat a lot of turkey, so we're really sticking it to them, you guys."
For more fantastic tweets from women, click through the gallery below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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