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07/12/2013 05:03 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

The Very Many Reasons Johnny Depp Cannot, Should Not, Will Not Quit Acting

In the morbidly titled article "Johnny Depp and the 'Lone Ranger' Flop: Is His Career Doomed?" The Daily Beast tries to convince us Johnny Depp might have been wrongly perceived as a movie star all along.

And we say ... come again!?

What is this about a doomed career, poor character choices and accidental stardom?

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I mean, have you seen him?

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Really, guys, you must be ...

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Trying to eradicate his career like that.

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Look at him! He's glorious!!

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Sure, he looks unfazed by your scathing remarks.

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But deep inside, he's surely all --

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Thinking:

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Because Johnny is his characters.

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Lest we forget, he brought to life some seriously memorable acts.

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Deep down, he knows where the criticism stems from

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And accordingly, he'll keep the show going, as it must.

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After all, tomorrow's another day and another $20,000,000 check to cash.

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See you in theaters, b*tches!

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