Honest Toddler, the biggest little fan of churros, cake and waffle cones, recently visited a health food store. He doesn't say who took him on this errand, but given the amount of time his mom apparently spends on Pinterest, we wouldn't be surprised if she wanted to try a new recipe. As you can imagine, HT was unimpressed with the selection.
"We’re at the health food store. I can tell because it smells like loneliness feels," the tech-savvy tot reported upon arrival. He went on to name and analyze some of the available products: "They have sugar-free cakes. I guess for smile-free people." And he had questions about a certain type of diet: "'You should eat raw.' Is that like eating naked because I already do that."
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