07/28/2013 01:59 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

If Celebrities Had Normal Jobs

Imagine a world where all of our celebrity counterparts were simply just like us.

They're the angst-filled teenage cashiers, the ever-praised tech geeks and the powerful CEOs.

Weird, right?

But lucky for us, some of favorite (both ironically and unironically) celebs have gone on the record and said what they would love to do.

That is, if they weren't worth millions of dollars and didn't have cameras shoved in their faces 23 hours out of the day.

We can dream.

Justin Bieber: McDonald's Employee
He would probably try to "rebel" there too:
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Lady Gaga: Dead
So ... yeah:
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Jennifer Aniston: Party Planner
She would probably walk around and spellbind everyone:
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Britney Spears: History Teacher
We could definitely go back to school if it was like this:
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Danica McKellar: Math Teacher
Because, this:
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Kate Bosworth: Psychiatrist
Maybe this is her listening face:
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Rupert Grint: Ice-Cream Man
Sub ice cream cone for chicken legs:
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Ryan Reynolds: Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman
We can only hope he rides shirtless:
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Matthew McConaughey: Lawyer
Only if there are shirtless dancing men:
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Michelle Williams: Love Letter Writer
Playing Marilyn Monroe probably makes her qualified:
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Steve Buscemi: Firefighter
He might get this a lot:
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Tom Cruise: Priest
Maybe he would impart these words of wisdom:
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Angelina Jolie: Funeral Home Director
We would probably see a lot of this face:
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