Unless you've taken the time to learn how to crack open a beer without a bottle opener, or if you exclusively drink from twist-offs and cans, then bottle openers are absolutely crucial. Because there's nothing worse than wanting a beer and not being able to open it. That's just torture.
But guys, some bottle openers are just so ridiculous we would almost rather go without beer than use them. Almost. There are tons of normal, run-of-the-mill bottle openers out there. There's no need for people to turn to the dumbest creations in beer paraphernalia.
But yet, ridiculous beer bottle openers are out there on the market, so they must look like a good idea to some people (we do not want to drink a beer with those people). We rounded them up naturally, for everyone to see. Behold, the dumbest beer bottle openers around.