There are plenty of hilarious stars we'd love to have a beer with (hello, Jennifer Lawrence), but none is as frank and funny as Rebel Wilson.
The 27-year-old actress is upping her magazine game since appearing on the cover of Glamour UK earlier this year, and she offers up pitch-perfect style tips (see what we did there?) in this month's Cosmopolitan. Rebel shares expert advice on bedazzling ("Anyone can jazz up a sweatshirt. Try wine glasses. Or a TV remote.") and more common-sense pointers we all forget:
THINGS TO WEAR ON A SUPER FUN NIGHT
Sportswear. If there's a sudden need for a burst of cardio (e.g., running away from someone you really want to avoid), at least you'll be ready.
Underwear. Just wear it. Always.
Draw attention to your best assets. Don't be afraid to use a strategically placed LED light to point the way.
A high ponytail. It looks banging, it keeps you from overheating, and it looks mad cool in head-swinging dance moves.
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THINGS NOT TO WEAR
Shoes that give you blisters/are hard to walk in.
Bras that poke you.
Skirts that are so short, they resemble belts are not worth the sluttiness.
Somebody give this girl a style book deal! Check out how "mad cool" Rebel looks riding a Segway in the photo below.
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Rebel, Rebel:
