Happy birthday, Anna Kendrick! The Oscar-nominated actress turns 28 today.
Kendrick, who was born in 1985 in Portland, Maine, nabbed her first role in 2003's "Camp," starring as Fritzi Wagner. In the years since, the funnywoman has appeared in critically acclaimed films including "Up in the Air" and "50/50," also holding the role of Jessica in the "Twilight" movies and starring as Beca in the break-out hit "Pitch Perfect." Kendrick has a slew of roles coming in the future, including a co-starring role as Cinderella in "Into the Woods" opposite Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp and many other big stars.
Good morning! I get to spend my bday today singing Sondheim and working with talented (if intimidating) folks #LuckiestBitchAlive #AlsoCake
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2013
That's how Kendrick is celebrating her 28th birthday. Here's how we are: HuffPost Entertainment collected 28 of our favorite quips from the actress' hilarious Twitter account. Take a look below.
I dated a guy who slammed my PB&J shut when he got frustrated w my need for peanut butter to be perfectly distributed. We did not last long.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 29, 2013
Employees at my grocery story are either really gentlemanly or can tell I have the upper body strength of a dying moth. #DoYouNeedHelpOut?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2013
Hey baby... is that a phone in your pocket or is your penis just really square?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 24, 2013
Got tired of thinking an aspiring porn star was in my house every time I passed a mirror so back to brunette today. #MousyFeelsLikeHome
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 23, 2013
Hey fashion designers, help a bitch out and bring parasols back. Thanks a heap. - pale chicks
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 16, 2013
Girls wearing dresses on bikes, no one is taking your picture, put some pants on. (And I know you don't eat carbs. That baguette is a LIE)
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 12, 2013
Age 18, a guy at a party asked if he could come home with me. Thinking he was homeless, I tried to book him a hotel room. #naive #truestory
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 1, 2013
"I can do that. Hold my beer" - My last words, probably.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 18, 2013
Walnuts, you can fuck off out of my banana bread.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 28, 2013
17 hour day and I can finally go to sleep - instead I've got crazy eyes & I'm wondering where I can buy a puzzle in Berlin at 2am #EveryTime
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 8, 2013
"Everyone's just doing the best they can" Really? Cause I can't be the only one putting in life's BARE minimum.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 2, 2013
I just fixed the lock on my front door myself. I'm gonna be riding this high for WEEKS.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 5, 2013
Fuck you, recipes that list something chopped, covered in olive oil and baked for 20 minutes as an "ingredient." I am not Wonder Woman.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 21, 2013
A man fixing your computer is the new chopping firewood; makes a lady feel safe and warm. #Swoon
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 18, 2013
If I were a contestant on The Bachelor I'd just end up falling in love with the weird sound guy and making things uncomfortable for everyone
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 12, 2013
I think for me, dating a yuppie would satisfy that need to rebel against your parents the way dating a biker dude would for most #filthy
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 28, 2013
Here's a fun game: text a bunch of people in your contacts "meet me in the bathroom in five minutes" and see who replies. Go.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 18, 2013
The likelihood of me crying for no reason increases a solid 300% on a plane. Fact.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 23, 2013
So far in my life my kissing has been described as "efficient" & "tidy." I don't think they were meant 2 b compliments. #TookItThatWayAnyway
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 31, 2013
Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
Right now I am watching Hulu on my laptop even though I have the same show on my DVR... but my remote is over there.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 8, 2013
When I can feel the bass from another car I feel like I'm in Jurassic Park. I like to imagine a huge douchebag driving with tiny T-Rex arms.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 30, 2012
"Cyber Monday" just reminds me of middle school, AOL chat rooms and pretending to know what "cyber" meant. #asl?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 26, 2012
HOW WILL I EVER TRULY KNOW THE FEELING OF SELF LOATHING AGAIN WITHOUT HOSTESS SNO BALLS?? THIS IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 17, 2012
How many girls are telling themselves right now: "Dammit Becky learn your lesson; even on Halloween, glitter is NEVER worth it"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 1, 2012
Deep down, I secretly suspect I'd be in Hufflepuff. #SelfEsteemIssues
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 22, 2012
Finishing a Reese's cup and realizing you still have one left is like realizing it's Friday when you thought it was Wednesday. #Score
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 18, 2012
When you first saw The Truman Show, did anyone else walk around for the next week not picking your nose JUST in case?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 18, 2012
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