08/16/2013 01:31 pm ET Updated Oct 16, 2013

Paris Hilton Is Gonna Party Like It's 1999 (or 2003)


Aww, guys, look! It's Paris Hilton, celebrating with lots and lots of milky white, emulsified foam that's being shot all over her body like ... well, like how it normally is when you go clubbing* at 32 years old and there are people and things that are really, really, really excited that you're there. ... Wait, what? That's never happened to you? 

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