I Read The Bachelorette Winner's Book Of 'Poetry' So You Don't Have To

An In-Depth Analysis Of 'Bachelorette' Winner's Poetry
NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 06: TV personalities Desiree Hartsock (L) and Chris Siegfried tape an interview at 'Good Morning America' at the ABC Times Square Studios on August 6, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 06: TV personalities Desiree Hartsock (L) and Chris Siegfried tape an interview at 'Good Morning America' at the ABC Times Square Studios on August 6, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/Getty Images)

The Bachelorette is a television show in which they lock a rag-tag band of mostly white hotties in a house and force them to compete over the heart of a woman. To do so, the captive hotties utilize muscles, tongue-kissing, and generic combinations of the phrases "looking for a real relationship," "family really matters to me," "I definitely want kids," "fairy-tale ending," and "right reasons."

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