Preseason is ending and optimism abounds. As of this date, all teams are equal. But that'll last until about 3 p.m. this Sunday when roughly a dozen fanbases will come to the immediate conclusion that this fall is destined to be a bust. We're going to beat you by a whole six days as we strive to save you 16 afternoons better spent mowing the lawn, taking a nap, or staring at a wall. After all, how likely is it that Mark Sanchez will be able to duke it out all season with Tom Brady?