Turns out, I'm an alcoholic. Hoorayfuckshit. It took me 31 years to figure this out because I may not be good at drinking, but I am GREAT at denial.
I don't have too many horror stories. Maybe that's why it took so long. Blacked out a few times. Thought about drinking every day. I had a dream last night I relapsed and woke up shaking. So that was pretty sweet. But no families were ruined, or lives lost. For example, I'm not writing this because a court ordered me to, but as life has it, I can never have a drink again.