I'm An Alcoholic Dude With An Eating Disorder. Hi.

I'm An Alcoholic Dude With An Eating Disorder

Turns out, I'm an alcoholic. Hoorayfuckshit. It took me 31 years to figure this out because I may not be good at drinking, but I am GREAT at denial.

I don't have too many horror stories. Maybe that's why it took so long. Blacked out a few times. Thought about drinking every day. I had a dream last night I relapsed and woke up shaking. So that was pretty sweet. But no families were ruined, or lives lost. For example, I'm not writing this because a court ordered me to, but as life has it, I can never have a drink again.

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