09/10/2013 11:26 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

9 More Mustaches Justin Bieber Couldn't Pull Off (Other Than His Own)

Bieber and his mustache are back! Well, sort of. Both are still kind of half-assing it. Maybe it's all the speeding around in his Lamborghini. His whiskers are so busy holding on for dear life, none of them have a chance to plant a permanent home. Yet another reason to slow down, Biebs. Let the mustache do the mustache.

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Making the intentional transition from baby-butt-smooth skin to facial hair is a milestone every young man reaches in his life. And often the move is premature. As is the case with Justin Bieber and his new 'stache, which is really just a re-creation of his old 'stache, which was equally as crusty.

The 19-year-old Bieber showed up to Fashion Week in New York sporting the new mustache, which you can juuuuuust sort of make out if you're using the Hubble Telescope:

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(Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

Justin, maybe you're just not a mustache guy yet. To drive the point home, here are some other mustaches that you won't be able to pull off, just in case you were wondering.

The Borat

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Magnum P.I. Bieber

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I'm Bieb Burgundy?

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Charlie Chaplin Bieber

justin bieber mustaches

Wilford Brimley Bieber

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Salvador Dali Bieber

justin bieber mustaches

Hulkamania Bieber

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Ron Swanson Bieber

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And because why not, Groucho Disguise Bieber

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All photos via Getty Images.



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