This is you.
You're at a crossroads.
Sure, you're comfortable with life, but that's about it.
After all, you're tied to your desk.
You Don't Go Outside.
Your closet is all black, white and grey.
You hate your co-workers.
When someone asks how you're doing, this is your go-to hand gesture.
This is the only time you feel adrenaline.
You think, "Maybe there's more out there?"
And then you Google image search pictures of Hawaii.
You discover that this isn't photoshopped.
And that this is kind of doable.
That this is way cooler than a thumbs up.
That not everyone is type-A.
So you make the best decision of your life.
Tell your best friend.
And live happily ever after.