09/30/2013 03:31 pm ET Updated Nov 30, 2013

Lines That Work On Any Shonda Rhimes Show


“I like you a lot, but the things I don’t like about you… I hate.”

[To offscreen character] “Hi, Mom.”
[eight seconds of shocked silence, pan for reactions]
[fade to black]

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